Keebler: Hey, little girl. Ya want some candy?
Tauriel: Um, yes. But stay where you are and turn out your pockets...slowly.
Keebler: *gives a smirk and a wink while easing his hands into his pockets*
Tauriel: Hey! That's not candy!
Keebler: I know. It's a sleeve of Fudge Stripes.
Tauriel: Pig. That's dwarf food. *looks away in disgust*
Keebler: You Woodland Elves think you're so much better than us.
Tauriel: We are, and it's "we", you uneducated swine.
Keebler: SEE??!?
Tauriel: *draws a dagger and points it at Keebler* Now get out of my sight!
Keebler: *darts away and shinnies up the nearest tree*
Tauriel: And I suggest you start carrying those Grasshopper cookies instead!
(end of scene)
Elvin miles
Matt B. - 20 min level 1
Amber - 55 min level 1
Karolyn - 45 min level 1, 45 min level 2
Brian M - 30 min level 1, 60 min level 2
Jesse - 40 min level 1
Rich - 15 min level 2
Total: 25 miles
We're in Tennessee, baby! Still waaaaayyyyy behind Jenn Pharr Davis. We'll catch her.
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