The Glorious Appalachian Trail

The Glorious Appalachian Trail
Springer Mountain, Georgia to Mt. Katahdin, Maine

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

SNRSM Lumberjack Seeks SNRSF Whatever for Valentine's Day Companionship

Single, non-race-specific, male lumberjack seeks companionship of a single, non-race-specific female.  Tan skin preferred.  Must be open to bike riding in the Virginia, and long RUNS on the beach.  Must love Axe body spray.  Elves, okay.  Granolas, fine.  Mountain Men need not apply.



Contact:  paul.bunyon@lumberjacksonly.com

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